You're in my world now grandma. Where are you going with those clubs, punk? During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. [to Happy] [arrives from the hall with Grandma] You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. Why didn't you just go HOME! Shooter McGavin: I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour! To hell with that. You want a piece of me? Why didn't you just go home!! "You just made a fatal mistake, Mr Candy-Ass! The blatant manner that Happy is shilling Subway comes off as parody, since Happy is doing product placement in . Flaherty had previously appeared in the film "Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird" (1985), where a yellow Volkswagen beetle figured prominently into the plot. 37 What actor plays the male nurse at Happy's . Here, eat that and leave us alone! Happy Gilmore "How about I go eat some hay? Happy Gilmore. Donald: This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled. Happy Gilmore: The concept was inspired by Adam Sandler's childhood friend Kyle who was a hockey player. Happy's Girlfriend: I am not spending the rest of my life with a loser. He hates me. But she's an old lady. Answer me!! [after having been suspended for fighting with Bob Barker] Doug Thompson: [after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald] 12. Hell no! You're acting like a damn fool! Get out. Talk about your all time backfires. Shooter McGavin: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! While Caddyshack is widely regarded as the greatest golf movie ever made, this is undoubtedly the second greatest.. Is that goal regulation size or what? [Happy pulls the guy's shirt over his head and then punches him in the face]. You know that alligator that got your hand? Verne Lundquist filmed all his scenes in one day, on the same set, even when he was in "different" locations for the golf tournaments. It also is featured in Man on the Moon (1999). IRS Agent: : [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] Julie Bowen later revealed on Access Hollywood that there is a deleted segment of the Happy Place scene where she made out with the dwarf dressed like a cowboy. JackAss3.wav(101K) "Happy Gilmore." Subway.com officially launches and restaurants open in Colombia . Virginia: Happy Gilmore: You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. You know what? Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: He's not breaking any rules, and until he does Shooter McGavin: GottaLoveThat.wav(117K) He was released without bail. Happy Gilmore: [under his breath] I just send him home. Happy Gilmore "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??" Happy Gilmore: Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. Golf.wav(106K) Who are you waving at, Happy? warm glass of Shut the hell up Classic T-Shirt. Mr. Larson: The pseudo-commercial for Subway that takes place half way through the movie was both . Now, you will go to sleep! Beat him on the course. You want to beat him? Enter your credit card, billing and shipping . ", kinder~1.mp3 I don't know. Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. Halfway through the movie, I didn't know what I wanted more: laughs, or mustard. Nursing Home Orderly MyWorld.wav(69K) Grandma: Nursing Home Orderly: Happy Gilmore Bay also appeared in the 1998 series finale of Seinfeld (1989), as did Ben Stiller's father, Jerry Stiller (in his recurring role as Frank Costanza). [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Get off of me! | The two of them walk away]. Tim Allen was considered for the role of Shooter McGavin. I wasn't really the greatest skater though. I know. No, no no. In October 2017, Christopher MacDonald was arrested for drunk driving. Uh, who won that fight, anyway? Happy: Holy shit! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR Waterbury Open 1996 - Happy Gilmore Essential T-Shirt. Happy Gilmore: : Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. Doctor: Easy", "More time in the sand than David Hasselhoff", "I just couldn't get the ball in the hole", "A guy who can drive the ball that far, he could really draw a crowd", "Anybody else's fingers hurt? Happy Gilmore: Happy: Yeah, it is about time. : 2. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. ANSWER ME!! Bob Barker beats down Adam Sandler, the meestah meestah lady jumps on a moving car/gets crushed by an air conditioner, and Happy goes crazy on a mechanic clown. Mr. Larson: Listen to what I say", big_trouble.mp3 Now, you're really gonna be mad. "All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but, there's a problem", Happy thinks he is singing to Teri, his now ex-girlfriend, "You can't just take her stuff, she's TOO OLD", Chubbs tells Happy about how he lost his hand, "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass", "Are you going to recite me a poem? Ut Oh! Rent Happy Gilmore (1996) starring Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald on DVD and Blu-ray. Shooter McGavin: Happy learned how to putt! He reconsidered playing the role, as he had enjoyed Adam Sandler's previous film Billy Madison (1995) and while he was playing a golf tournament in Seattle while taking a break from filming his previous movie in Vancouver. die_clown.mp3 Happy Gilmore: (clown laughter) I hate that clown. Yeah, alright. Grandma : Happy: Step right up folks. good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD! Happy Gilmore: That Son of a Bitch. [to Happy] IRS Agent Sandler's appearance was uncredited. Where are you taking all her stuff? You know what's driving *me* crazy? McDonald was taken to a nearby jail where he was kept until he sobered up. What would I know? Happy Gilmore At least ten times. In real life, Adam Sandler is terrible at both hockey and golf. Happy Gilmore Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too. The problem with that is you're not a good player.". ", hg-dance.wav Share the best GIFs now >>> Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes. Happy learns to putt. It makes me hungry. (Sounds of a ball rolling) Happy: Yeah!! Why didn't you just go home!! Check out the name tag.