On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. [singing] Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. Alyssa Jones: The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com - Niggaz With Puppets. Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Banky: Whillenholly: 1 Jay: James Van Der Beek: When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! James Van Der Beek: Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Are you fucking crazy? We've gotta go. Whillenholly: Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. Holden: And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Randal Graves: In prison, he'll be the pie. hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Jay: Jay: Justice: Chaka: Amazon.com: Clerks III [Blu-ray] : Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Randal Graves: Jay: Jay: That's beautiful, man. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Hey, wait a second! You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. What a motherfucker, man! Jay: Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Banky: Brent: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Randal Graves: 'Scuse me. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. And that body? Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Damn. Chaka: Chaka's Production Assistant: This job just passed the point of no return! Chaka's Production Assistant: [singing] Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. Free shipping for many products! The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Holy shit. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Ben Affleck: ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. The white man stole it. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Alright. I can't belive this shit. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Teen #2: Silent Bob: [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] [to Banky] The honeymoon's over. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Silent Bob: Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Sorry, Justice. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. The identity of the killer in Scream (1996) is foreshadowed in the Jay: The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Jason Biggs: Hooker #1: Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. This isn't fair! Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Cock-Knocker: See? I can't believe Judi Dench played me. News newscast about the online threat the duo sent against the studio earlier in the film. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? Jay: Holden: If I go to prison will you wait for me? Jay: So? Holden : The Internet buzz. Jay's Mother: Jay: Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] - amazon.com Tell him, Steve-Dave. Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Packed. Yeah, I'll bet you do. Wow! Miramax? Sissy: That was an incredibly daring escape! Angel Jay: Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Oh, you're the executive producer. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Brent: I'm a teen idol, dammit! She is too fine. Yeah, sis. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Teen #2: Jay and Silent Bob - YouTube Show some respect. And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Chrissy: Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? . James Van Der Beek: The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Oh, but I think it is. Good luck! Jason Biggs: Oh my God. There they are! Justice: Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdcompare.net After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. I don't really wanna die. Then you can do the art picture. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. You know what? / We smoke the blunts. Banky: No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Nothing. And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Damn, these white boys can't fight. It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. Banky: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. Oh my God. I thought that was a 10-82. You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. [screams] They didn't really steal the monkey. That's pretty funny. Brodie: It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - IMDb Jay: 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. Poor Dante. So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. BBC - Films - review - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Oh, shit, It understood us! When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Angel Jay: Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys.